SMS of all types

Airport pe:
patni-dekho wo couple kiss ksrte hue kitnekhush dikhai de rahe hai...
pati:-wo use DROP karne aya hai RECEIVE karne nahi..

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APNI BIBI KO 100% APNI KAMAI DENE PE 20% SUKH MILTA HAI..
DUSARE KI BIBI KO 20% KAMAI DENE PE 100% SUKH MILTA HAI..
jeevan apka faisla apka.. JAGO GRAHK JAGO..

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Loha lohe ko kat sakta hai,
Sone ko sona kat sakta hai,
zaharko zahar kat sakta hai,
Aap plz apna khyal rakhna
apko kutta kat sakta hai.

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Arz kiya hai-
ke Ruthe hai aise wo hamse
jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
wah wah,....
Itna wqt kon zaya kre
itne me to hm dusri pta lenge.

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JIN- kyua huqm hai mere aaqa..?
AAQA-mere a/c me 1000cr cash,kareena se shadi aur america pr kabza 10 sec. me kro..!
JIN-: hello ! aaqa !
huqm kro ,KAMEENAPAN NAHEEN

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Thank u 4 yr support last year,
With yr help we have exceeded
our taget by 83% Please continue
yr support........
MANAGING DIRECTOR-
Delux Nirodh Condom

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khuda kre apko nya saal raas aajaye...
jise aap chahte hai wo apke paas aajaye..
aap poore saal kuware na rahe..
apka rishta leke khud apki SAAS ajaye...

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AGR AAP INTELIGENT HAI TO IS SAWAL KA JAWAB SIRF HAAN YA NA ME DE:
kya apne mandir se chappl chori karna band kar diya hai?Haso mat ans bhejo

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KHOOBSURAT,6INCH LAMBA
COMON SIZE KINARO SE GOL
KALA.MOTA,PAKDNE ME BHI MZEDAR,
HAR LADKI KI PAHLI PASAND....
......NOKIA 3500C..............

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to be a good professional always start to study late for EXAM becouse it tease how to manage time & tackle "EMERGENCIES".

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Ek wqt thajb apke smsyese ate the
jise kisi ne apki khopdi pe pistol rakhi hui hai,
aur apse sms krwa raha hai...
magar ab
Lagta hai jaise goli maar di...

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whatever is beautiful whatever is meanifulwhatever gives u u happiness May all that be yourestoday,tomarrow &

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bdla jo wkt ghri mohabbt badal gyi
suraj dhala to saaye ki surat badal gyi
ek umr tk hm apki jarurat bne rahe
fir wqt bdla to apki jarurat badal gyi.

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PYAR WO LFZ NAHI JO MIT JAYE
UMAR NAHI JO DHAL JAYE
SAFAR NAHI JO MUKAM PAYE
YE WO EHSAAS HAI JISKE LIYE
JIYA JAAYE TO JINDGI KM PD JAYE.

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raat khaamosh hai chand khamosh hai par dil me ajab sa shor ho raha hai,kahi yesa to nahi ek pyara dost hmse bina GOOD NIGHT kahe so raha hai.

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life is XXX
yesterday was a Xperience;
today is a Xperiment,
tomarrow is a Xpectation.
So use yr Xperience in yr Xperiment to achieve ur Xpectations.

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thoda sa dil ko udaas hr liya kro ,
hmse door hone ka ehsaas kr liya kro,
hmesha hm hi yaad krte hai pehle aapko,
kabhi aap bhi hm se pehle yaad kr liya kro..

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kbhi pya kiya hai to is sawal ka jawab dena..
2 AUR 2 ANKHEIN MILNE K BAAD 4 HOJATI HAIN,
TO 2 DIL MILNE K BAAD 1 KYON HO JATE HAI??

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Those we love never go away
they walk beside us everyday,
Unseen,Unhear,Still near,
still Loved, still missed,& still Very Dear
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Khyal aaya to aapka aaya, aankhe band ki to khwab apka aaya, socha k yaad kar lu khuda ko pal do pal,Par hanth khule to naam apka aya...

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laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at u,
live fife so well dat even death loves to c u live.
fight so hard that even fate accepts it's Defeat !