Airport pe:
patni-dekho wo couple kiss ksrte hue kitnekhush dikhai de rahe hai...
pati:-wo use DROP karne aya hai RECEIVE karne nahi..
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APNI BIBI KO 100% APNI KAMAI DENE PE 20% SUKH MILTA HAI..
DUSARE KI BIBI KO 20% KAMAI DENE PE 100% SUKH MILTA HAI..
jeevan apka faisla apka.. JAGO GRAHK JAGO..
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Loha lohe ko kat sakta hai,
Sone ko sona kat sakta hai,
zaharko zahar kat sakta hai,
Aap plz apna khyal rakhna
apko kutta kat sakta hai.
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Arz kiya hai-
ke Ruthe hai aise wo hamse
jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
wah wah,....
Itna wqt kon zaya kre
itne me to hm dusri pta lenge.
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JIN- kyua huqm hai mere aaqa..?
AAQA-mere a/c me 1000cr cash,kareena se shadi aur america pr kabza 10 sec. me kro..!
JIN-: hello ! aaqa !
huqm kro ,KAMEENAPAN NAHEEN
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Thank u 4 yr support last year,
With yr help we have exceeded
our taget by 83% Please continue
yr support........
MANAGING DIRECTOR-
Delux Nirodh Condom
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khuda kre apko nya saal raas aajaye...
jise aap chahte hai wo apke paas aajaye..
aap poore saal kuware na rahe..
apka rishta leke khud apki SAAS ajaye...
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AGR AAP INTELIGENT HAI TO IS SAWAL KA JAWAB SIRF HAAN YA NA ME DE:
kya apne mandir se chappl chori karna band kar diya hai?Haso mat ans bhejo
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KHOOBSURAT,6INCH LAMBA
COMON SIZE KINARO SE GOL
KALA.MOTA,PAKDNE ME BHI MZEDAR,
HAR LADKI KI PAHLI PASAND....
......NOKIA 3500C..............
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to be a good professional always start to study late for EXAM becouse it tease how to manage time & tackle "EMERGENCIES".
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Ek wqt thajb apke smsyese ate the
jise kisi ne apki khopdi pe pistol rakhi hui hai,
aur apse sms krwa raha hai...
magar ab
Lagta hai jaise goli maar di...
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whatever is beautiful whatever is meanifulwhatever gives u u happiness May all that be yourestoday,tomarrow &
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bdla jo wkt ghri mohabbt badal gyi
suraj dhala to saaye ki surat badal gyi
ek umr tk hm apki jarurat bne rahe
fir wqt bdla to apki jarurat badal gyi.
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PYAR WO LFZ NAHI JO MIT JAYE
UMAR NAHI JO DHAL JAYE
SAFAR NAHI JO MUKAM PAYE
YE WO EHSAAS HAI JISKE LIYE
JIYA JAAYE TO JINDGI KM PD JAYE.
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raat khaamosh hai chand khamosh hai par dil me ajab sa shor ho raha hai,kahi yesa to nahi ek pyara dost hmse bina GOOD NIGHT kahe so raha hai.
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life is XXX
yesterday was a Xperience;
today is a Xperiment,
tomarrow is a Xpectation.
So use yr Xperience in yr Xperiment to achieve ur Xpectations.
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thoda sa dil ko udaas hr liya kro ,
hmse door hone ka ehsaas kr liya kro,
hmesha hm hi yaad krte hai pehle aapko,
kabhi aap bhi hm se pehle yaad kr liya kro..
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kbhi pya kiya hai to is sawal ka jawab dena..
2 AUR 2 ANKHEIN MILNE K BAAD 4 HOJATI HAIN,
TO 2 DIL MILNE K BAAD 1 KYON HO JATE HAI??
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Those we love never go away
they walk beside us everyday,
Unseen,Unhear,Still near,
still Loved, still missed,& still Very Dear
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Khyal aaya to aapka aaya, aankhe band ki to khwab apka aaya, socha k yaad kar lu khuda ko pal do pal,Par hanth khule to naam apka aya...
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laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at u,
live fife so well dat even death loves to c u live.
fight so hard that even fate accepts it's Defeat !
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Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,
hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,
hum chahe rahe ya na rahe…
Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti,
Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti
Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse,
har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hoti
In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!
Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..
U’ll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U’ll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U’ll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi’ll always luv u…!
Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!
Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES’S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say’I LOVE YOU.’
Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.
I Like You. But,
I’ve got a Bad Taste.
That’s a Cute Shirt.
What did you do with
the Rest of the Table Cloth.?
You sure are a
Timeless
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I’m
J - JOKING
Another MOON ? ……….Possible
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible
‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice
Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Monkeys Like U
Should be kept in the ZOO
Dont Worry, u’ll find me there TOO
Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U
U r the ACCENT of my Life,
ALTO of my Dreams,
IKON of my Eyes,
ZEN of my Thoughts,
INDICA of my Joy,
LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz
Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That’s Enough abt ME
so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE
U Look at the Ocean, see GOD’s Abundance !
U Look at the Sky, see GOD’s Wonder !
U Look at the Moon, see GOD’s Glory !
And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD’s BLUNDER !!
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Masakalli
Aye Masakalli Masakalli, Ud Matakalli MatakKalli
Aye Masakalli Masa Masakalli, Ud Matakalli MatakKalli
Masakalli Masakalli, Ud Matakalli Matakalli
Zara Pankh Zhatak, Gayi Dhool Atak aur Lachak Machak ke Door bhatak
Ud Dagar Dagar Kasbe Khooche Nukkad Basti Mein yeaaiyeee yaaiyeee
Atri se Mud, Ada se Ud.. Kar Le Poori Dil ki Tamanna, Hawa se Jud, Ada se Ud, Ud burr burrrr tu Heera Panna Re..
Masakalli Masakalli, Ud Matakalli Matakalli
Masakalli Masa Masa Masakalli, Matak Matak Matak..
hahahaha...
Ghar tera Saloni, Badal Ki Colony,
Dikhla de thenga in sabko, jo udna na Jaane
Udiyo, na Dariyo kar man mani manmani manmani
Badiyo, na mudiyo kar nadaani...
Udiyo, na Dariyo kar man mani manmani manmani
Badiyo, na mudiyo kar nadaani...
Kad Taan le, Muskaan Le.
Keh sannananananana.. hawa..
Bas Thaan le, tu jaan Le.
Keh sansannananananana.. hawa..
Aye Masa kalli Masa kalli, Ud Mata kalli Matak Kalli
Aye Masakalli Masa Masa Masakalli,
Masakalli Masa Kali..
Ud Matak Matak Matak..
Tujhe kya gum,
Tera Rishta Gagan ki bansuri se hai,
Pawan ki guftgu se hai,
suraj ki roshni se hai,
Udiyo, na Dariyo kar man mani manmani manmani
Badiyo, na mudiyo kar nadaani...
Udiyo, na Dariyo kar man mani manmani manmani
Badiyo, na mudiyo kar nadaani...
Kad Taan le, Muskaan Le.
Keh sannananananana.. hawa..
Bas Thaan le, tu jaan Le.
Keh sansannananananana.. hawa..
Masakalli Masa Kali..
Ud Matak Matak Matak Kali..
Masakali Masa Masa Kali
Matak Matak Matak.
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